The Age of <*Insert Clever Title Here*>

Hey ppl,wazza??
Typical looser greeting of a drunken asshole to the power infinity & beyond, and ya u are rite in wondering what do have to shit after that witty term!! Quite possibly not as lucidly alluring as the jargon that's building up in the post..Ok i give up, the hardest thing about posting at 4 a.m. in the morning(that's after not being able to sleep the whole night) is that you start your post in a very enthusiastic way, and then as it progresses down a few line you have second...no third & quadruple thoughts...ENOUGH!! If i were the person who wanted to copy this post from the blog cuz it was interesting, then i would edit out the content i wrote before this and do it from here....
Jerry Sienfield, now who would have thought that he would also be one hell of a motivation guru, no he isn't starting seminars or anything, but once when quizzed how does he manage his quirky/witty shows, pat came his reply that he practices humor everyday.And what better way to do that than write everyday, that's how one should practice. So for that,he suggests to rake up a nice big calender and make a long cross if you do the thing you wanted to do that day, and in this fashion, keep on marking.This was termed as "Don't Break The Chain" Method, and although it sounds layman n silly, dude it does work!! Well i have at least maintained one such calender on my blog from that site and plan to write here everyday, to improve my skills and garner a good rating amongst the Bloglitrates..

Come on,i'm starting to get noticed, 11 people have visited my blog in the past week(4 out which is me coming everyday to see it,see the statcounter for details)!! Just waiting for the benefits of maintaining a blog o creep in, like google starting my adsense space, people noticing that i actually can write stuff and make it good, and that fateful day, when i'll be approached to write for a Comic/Movie/Serial/Site just anything, n am gonna work hard for it!! --Amen-- to that..

So, guess it's time for me to leave for my morning walk, checking out!!
Happy Landings..

The Art of Coming-Backness!!

Ok, so wats dat(note to self: no more chat lingo frm now on!!)Well there's only so much a times a person can go back and back n back, and then keep coming. The whole idea for me to start a blog was to
a)Be read by say a few thousands,(*being called to stop typing*)
b)Be commented upon,(*being jerked violently*)
c)Be Praised(*is punched in the face and faints*)
Ok sorry so, whatever vanities were mentioned were just for kicks(and rewarded),so now to business..
Why does a person blog, is he/she insane, trying to publish an online diary and in it bickering about their issues like not getting privacy at home(pun intended!)etc. Or is it a platform to do whatever you want in literary terms. Come to think of it, i can actually go out, stand in front of a big govt. building and thank the govt. for being liberal and givin the liberty for free literary transcription of thoughts to be published on the net(though i think that's more becuz Indian Govt. is least bothered about what is being written by them even in the newspapers, leave alone the blogosphere),but still thanks is there, compared to countries like China and dear old padosi Pak..
So, shit i forgot, talking bout y to blog, well apart from having a fetish of getting pleasure typing keys and publishin on the net(trust me,this fetish exists, something called uhhmm.. Topogafakaningania(phew!!) a mania),one does to let out rants,carry out some good stuff, post personal random bullshit vgh. vgh.(Indian for etc. etc.,u kno vagerah,vagerah),or for many several other reasons beyond the context of this blog.

Me,i'm doing it cuz,well heard it's a nice way to hone your writing skills(people actually read your stuff??), and getting free responses for that. I've even read that (some)companies hiring you, take into consideration your blog and see till what level is one capable of killing words(*gives nasty smile and chuckles*),so watever the reason and treason maybe, "If Writing is the food of Love ,then i'm Intoxicated" .No,i'm no shakespeare, but do have a penchant for writing to be satiatied with the use of a jargon that makes you think - "Does he really knows the meaning of all the words that he writes?" Okie-dokie,so time for adios,so long,and thanks for all the fish!!(don't you just love that book!)

Here's to a new start, may the relation with this blog carry on till i become recognised and like Samit Basu, type a single neat line on my blog - All the content has been moved to varunkumar.com
Oh, i'm just wishing for that moment till then,i'm gonna rant here at the old skool,good ol' blogger, make ye merry n intoxicate till my noses can't see!!
N now the good part,you get to see me free of charge for today n everyday, cuz u kno,till now i can't charge you like the loosers dp after bcoming famous!!(*thinks like scheming czar and smiles)

See you at the other post,till then,takliya...
Happy Landings..